50 Things NOT to do when bored

How often are you bored? Hopefully it isn’t nearly as much as I am, but chances are you have been bored at one time or another. So being the pessimist I am, I (with the help of a friend) decided to create a list of things NOT to do when you’re bored:

1. Don’t sit around and eat. Especially if you’re already obesse.
2. Don’t sit around AT ALL (it kills creativity).
3. Don’t explore abandoned buildings i.e schools, or you may end up with a felony charge.
4. Don’t call your girlfriend. The last thing she wants to talk about is how bored you are.
5. Don’t kill your friend’s yappy dog (I know it’s tempting).
6. Don’t surf the web for longer than one hour.
7. Don’t text. It’s overrated.
8. Don’t WASTE money.
9. Don’t go to: www.rhyekno.wordpress.com. It will rot your brain.
10. Don’t take an airsoft, or bb gun into public.
11. Don’t get high….
12. Don’t shave your head (You will regret it).
13. Don’t call big rednecks fagots (It will hurt).
14. Don’t watch more than one movie (unless it has Chuck Norris in it).
15. Don’t start a bad habit.
16. Don’t go to the mall (see # 8 ).
17. Don’t talk about other people behind their back.
18. Don’t send your friends fake links i.e Goatse, Rick Astley.
19. Don’t take water from hippies.
20. Don’t watch TV (It sucks).
21. Don’t throw tacos at black men with guns.
22. Don’t read Harry Potter (Unless you’re an adolescent).
23. Don’t watch the movie “The number 23″.
24. Don’t talk to yourself or inanamit objects.
25. Don’t yell “THIS IS SPARTA!!”(Or anything similair).
26. Don’t follow a trail of candy.
26. Don’t post the same number twice.
27. Don’t sing along to your favorite song (unless you’re by yourself).
28. Don’t go to Las Vegas and get married.
29. Don’t torture butterflies.
30. Don’t talk to strangers.
31. Don’t hack into your library’s computer system.
32. Don’t go to DollyWood (seriously).
33. Don’t liter (you will be shot).
34. Don’t sleep.
35. Don’t talk politics to strangers.
36. Don’t visit message boards.
37. Don’t waste time.
38. Don’t complain.
39. Don’t be bored.
40. Don’t read this (see 34, 37, 39).
41. Don’t pet the hippies (they’re dirty)
42. Don’t stare at the sun.
23. Don’t create conspiracies.
44. Don’t steal.
45. Don’t stalk celebrities.
46. Don’t tryout for the Special Olympics.
47. Don’t hurt yourself.
48. Don’t give a moose a muffin (it will want some jam to go with it).
49. Don’t listen to “Nickel Back”.
50. Don’t abandon reason for madness!

Well theres the first 50, if you  have some you think should be added to the list, email me(rhyekno@gmail.com), or leave a comment below.

-RhyeKno

~ by rhyekno on May 14, 2008.